Scott, we are onto you! It is obvious that you are just trying to boost your post count up so you can get closer to 1000 posts!!!

Am I that close?

The Glide is the shiz.

Like Stevil says, it payz for itself when you say "wazzup, bitches" as you ride by all those suckas standing around on the beach cuz they ain't got enough to ride.

Whatever, that and the fact that I weigh 260 LBS cause I can't stop feeding my face!!!

:lol:

One good thing I can say about it is that it's light...

I think it took E-Bone about 3 tacks before he was sold on the Glide(He was a tough sell...) Most people, it only takes 2 tacks before they ride back downwind and say they gotta have one. Just kidding, its a crappy board.Dont buy one.Riding upwind in 10 knots is over rated. And besides, a pound of SKUNK is much CHEAPER than a pound of PLEASURE.... :lol:
(Hey! There's one, right there in my avatar!)
See you guys on the water, when it picks up a few. :wink:

What's supposed to impress me about that? I hear there have been sightings at the backside of a local weirdo fence guy cruising upwind in 8 knots on a fence picket with nails for fins!!!

OK, You got me....Thats not really a Glide. That was me on my prototype light wind weapon. Its still in need of footstraps, if anyone has any extra ones.
Did you see the kite I was flying? The "one line" system is the shizzle for going upwind, and check the range on this baby- 6 mph-25 mph. The long lines really extend the wind window, and provides 100% depower in gusty conditions. If anyone is interested, I can get you a whole quiver of them for wholesale.
Here's an exclusive preview:
http://www2.towerhobbies.com/cgi-bin...p?&I=LXLMK8&P=

Heck you could ride in light winds on a road sign if it were wide enough!

Move into the chop and the glide becomes a submarine! lol! I'm kiddin'.

Tom,

Do you still kiss your Anomaly every night before bed? :P
I pearled the Glide pretty good a couple times tonight.