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The Kite House 07-07-2008 01:22 PM

Whats the dumbest questions you get asked...
 
Help me out with this, making a list for something

when your on the beach, what are some of the questions you get asked?

like "can i rent one"

WindRyder 07-07-2008 01:47 PM

1. "Can I take a ride on your back?" (Harry was asked just this weekend, by some drunk July 4th tourist)
2. "How much does that cost?"
3. "Is it hard?"
4. "Do your arms get tired holding that thing?"
5. "Does that ever pull you up in the air?"
Rush's answer to, "Where can I get one of those?" is Wal-Mart!!! LOL

Danimal8199 07-07-2008 02:50 PM

How long did it take you to learn?
Can I try?
Do you think my 4 year old son would like that?
How do you not get taken out to sea?
Have you ever been killed doing that? (Yeah, someone asked that)

ricki 07-07-2008 03:59 PM

Can we watch from here? (ten feet downwind from the lines prior to kite launch)

Where is the boat to pull you up?

It's blowing 20 out and they ask, can I try your kite, I've been surfing for years and can handle it.

How much does that cost? (not how much to learn to use it and stay out of the ER)

There have been so many that I've forgotten some of the really good ones.

sean92989 07-07-2008 04:00 PM

not to long ago someone asked me if I was getting ready to parasail? and where my boat was. but the 2 main questions are "how much, and is it hard?"

conchxpress 07-07-2008 04:21 PM

Dangerous words
 
What are the two most common words that precede an accident in just about any endeavor?..............."Watch this..."

Didn't have any dumb questions to relate, other than the ones already mentioned.

F.

marina c 07-07-2008 04:32 PM

where did you jump out from (think you're a skydiver)

Can I rent those for my 6-year old boys? (then proceeded to get into a fight with me when I told her they were not toys)

I do "xyz" and don't need lessons

how do you get back?

inferno 07-07-2008 04:47 PM

that looks like fun, its pretty windy isnt?
(meanwhile its blowing 11knots and i have my biggest kite/board out)

Skyway Scott 07-07-2008 05:19 PM

There is zero wind, a kite is pumped up, and being asked "Why aren't you riding?"

Even more dumb... being somewhere in zero wind with a kite pumped up.

Todd RT 07-07-2008 06:01 PM

After rinsing the kite out in the yard, and allowing it to dry...

"You're in the doghouse with your wife... huh?"

:confused:

"...Sleepin' in the tent tonight?"


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