Sometimes, if you want it to be.....

Try going for your morning jog and being chased full speed by a BIG, pissed pit bull that obviously wants to eat you.
G'da#$ it.....

I (barely) out ran the beast (50 yard dash) and hopped on top of a car to avoid his gaping jaws.
Now that was an extreme wake up call and I have never run into a sea creature nearly that bad ass.

Stupid dog (owner) letting it out off the leash. I hate to think what would have happened if he caught me.
He wasn't playing around.