One time I was night riding and I see this white thing out of the corner of my eye. Scared the crap out of me, but I didn't see what it was. So I tack back and I see it again. I'm like wtf is that! Then out of nowhere this stone white clam jumps out of the water looks me in the eye with his one foot and says "get the F@#$ outta my spot kook" and then squirts me in the eyes with water.

Dude I packed up and left in a hurry. Now that I am doing some unhooked tricks I'm gonna go back and see if he still thinks I'm a kook. Stupid clam.