No need for false confessions, I know Muchacho is real.
Everything is coming together now. I thought Muchacho looked familiar... He dresses in drag and works at the Tyrone Hooters on the weekends. He's a pretty good kiteboarder too.
And on my last visit to Hooters, I was thinking "man. that waitress looks like a dude". "That's one masculine biaaaatch!"
Maybe we can get him to hook us up with some free wings and beer in exchange for not letting his secret out to the store manager.
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