In the real bad news category:
"FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Lee County deputies told FOX 4 a kite-surfer got into an argument with another beachgoer Sunday afternoon.
That argument ended in a stabbing.
The confrontation happened near I Street and Estero Boulevard on Fort Myers Beach.
Witnesses say after the kite-surfer got into an argument with the beachgoer, the beachgoer cracked a glass bottle and stabbed the kite-surfer!
Deputies tell us the stabbing victim was taken to the hospital.
So far, no arrests have been made."
Video at:
http://www.fox4now.com/news/local/213778921.html