I definitely want an autograph as well.
You're right Muchacho, I don't personally know you. But, I can tell you are a guy out to have a good time and stir stuff up. Seems cool to me. If you indeed tear it up on water as well as you tear it up with a pen and a mic, more power to ya'. If you don't, who cares? you are still Mucho Entertaining and all about having a good time, and that's what kiting ultimately is about, at least I think so.
Tons of girls on the backside would be a nice change for the St. Pete crew as well. 8)