My kite bag for my new Ion was getting on my nerves because it was not big enough for me to do my normal, sloppy packing job (after all, all I have to do is throw the kite in the Element). I hate packing kites so I want a big freakin' bag.

I solved the problem by making a bag out of $4.00 worth of fabric and $2.00 of rope I got at Wal-Mart. That and a lit bit of mad textile fabrication skillz, and I now have a big ass bag to put the Ion in. Plus, I got a cool fabric that has King Kong on it.

I know that admitting to sewing isn't going to help things, but let's try to move past that. I tried to find a fabric with Hello Kitty or unicorns on it, but no luck so far. My Little Pony was as hardcore as it got.

I think I am going to upgrade and make another bag out of canvas just to make certain nothing cuts through the fabric and damages the kite. Also, I am going to make some custom pink sandbags for anyone who hates so watch your step!