UF is the bomb, but the one thing that'z hard about going to school there is the lack of a nearby beach. It's at least 90 minutes to St. Augustine Beach on back roads, usually takes two hours. Cedar Key is 50 miles away on the other coast but has no sand and one billion no see 'ums.

Of course, if your really want to impress UF girls, go to the Hooters in Gainesville and let it drop that you and your buddies are law students. We used to pull that trick and have every waitress in the place at our table. All the guyz majoring in philosophy were pissed because they couldn't get service when we showed up. Of course, Mrs. E Bone was always one step ahead of me and I was always busted when I came home smelling like chicken wings.