Nipple Stroking Provoking the Haters

Hey, I was riding in only boardies yesterday, taking advantage of the warm weather and throwing a new trick, not sure what to call it yet. What you do is let water splash off of the rail of your board onto your nipple, then rub your nipple while doing a sexy dance (well, as sexy as you can get without falling off of your board, just poke your ass out and shake it, I guess).

This is a pretty complex move, especially if you talk some shit while you are doing it, but no one seemed to get how tech it is. I showed Jayson and he was not impressed, just had a look of disgust on his face. Skyway Scott rode away from me when I tried to show him this new trick.

Anyhow, we need to name this move and I welcome your suggestions.